Best moment of day (or worst- I choose to laugh and make it the best) "Mom!!! Cannon just peed on your carpet in your room!" "What? Why?" "He peed in an easter egg and then threw it at me so that I would get pee on me but I just threw it back at him and then when he caught it it opened. And it's on your carpet."

I know my twins are close n all but do they both have to talk like chipmunks and say words like 'somescream'?

Twin #1: "Is dad really going to get us trolls that do our chores if we go brush our teeth?" Mom: "No.". Twin #1: "I didn't think so because I'm not sure those even exsist."

The latest twin story: I hear a skirmish upstairs and call down the boys. After several minutes of translating chipmunk into English, I think it came down to this-"Cannon said 'pee on me. So I did" "I didn't say pee on me! I said 'be on me' like a piggyback ride. Now my dalmation shirt is ruined!"

My incomprehensible twins keep praying that my husbands book will be plummished. I'm not sure what that is but I don't think anyone wants their book plummished.

Twin Conversation of the night (I have no idea what any of this means)
(1) I know something above the sun
(2) what?
(1) the astroid belt
(2) I know something above the astroid belt
(1) what?
(2) heaven