My two year old: Mom? Dinosaurs don't have trunks. Elephants have trunks and dinosaurs have teeth. Teeth so they can eat...grass...hoppers, no, not grasshoppers. Just grass. ROAR! Don't be scared it is a fake dinosaur. ROAR! *drops toy* Wow, that scared ME!

Cannon joke of the day:

What did the alligator say to the ladybug?

Happy Birthday to you,

You live…I don’t know where…

You look like spaghetti

And you taste like it too.