February 4th 2011

The boy I tend just told me he was a real vampire but he only sucks his own blood.
Then to prove it he stuck his papercut finger in his mouth.

February 13th 2011

My 2 year old just asked my husband to read him 'Zoobie and the Red Girl' then handed him Pocahantas.

February 16th 2011

Does anyone else have a potion master in their house? Mine has been working on his craft covertly, as every potion found by his wicked mother is immediately poured down the drain and he gets yelled at for it.
He uses whatever he can find. Soap, shampoo, perfume, cleaning supplies, and essential oils. I just hope he's not sampling his potions.

March 1st 2011

My two year old was looking for his shoe when he said enthusiastically, "I GOT IT!" (an idea, not the shoe) "I can jump really high and then I can see the shoe!"
"Alright," I said, "Go ahead."
"I can't" he replied disappointed, "I don't have any gummyberry juice."

March 20th 2011

Night prayer from one of the twins: ...please bless us to be good to all men...even ladies and babies. We're grateful for friends, family, teachers, and magistrates. Please help us to be true, chaste, benevolent, and virtuous...

April 14th 2011

My two year old just brought me shorts after a long cold winter and when I put them on him he looked really worried, "These are too small!"
"No, their called called shorts."
"No, these pants are TOO LITTLE!"
So he went upstairs and got longer pants

April 26th 2011

My favorite quote of the day-
My two year old pushed the garage door opener and said:
I pushed the button! I a genius!
(where did he learn that word? Pinky & the Brain?)

April 27th 2011

Told my two year old to call upstairs to his brothers, "There's a cookie for them downstairs if they were all ready for soccer."

My son ran up the stairs shouting, "Guys! There's a cookie for you all ready!!"

Same thing.