Sweet cheeks

My 3yo just put his hands on my cheeks, looked me in the eye, and asked me for a sleep number bed. Darn those commercials between cartoons.

Sy-la-ble

6yo: Mom, I have 3 words for you. Exs-Sym-A! (eczema)
Me: That's one word.
6yo: Fine. I have 2 words for you. Med-A-Sin (medicine)

(apparently my 6yo wants his eczema medicine but like many kids he can't just say so. He also doesn't know what a word is *face palm*)

True Love

My 6yo son sat on my lap and gave me a big hug around the neck. "I love you mom more than...(LONG PAUSE FOR THINKING)...Satan." *I snicker* "And more than that water bottle" *points to water bottle*
I'm flattered, I really am.

Harry Potter Make Believe

When playing Harry Potter with his brother's and sister my 3yo no longer wants to be Professor Flitwick. He now wants to be Sirius...baby Sirius. Apparently that makes more sense to him.

Mixing

My twins just told me that their dad lets them mix Trix and Coco Puffs (because you can mix like cereals- both of these cereals were balls)
When I said that sounded really gross they said that it was good and I shouldn't call it gross unless I tried it. That's what I always said to them.

When I texted their dad he denied everything.

Revenge!

Had the kids do some thorough cleaning this morning and then tonight when I hopped into bed there were 5 dirty socks, 2 potatohead pieces, a few Legos, and a foam disc UNDER my covers. Somebody put them there. Strange form of revenge. :)

The Truth Comes Out

My husband proposed that we have a writing party. Sounded good to me and my oldest son but my daughter was quick say, "Only if there are refreshments."

Through Time and Space

When asked when his birthday is, my 4yo said, "7 o'clock." Today when he was measuring a flip flop he told me that it was 30 degrees. Almost buddy. Almost.