The day after I shaved my head

Just visited my first graders classes.

One boy told me I looked like a monster. By the glint in his eyes I think it was a compliment.
His teacher corrected him and he said, "Oh yeah, not a monster. A ZOMBIE"

Another boy got shave-head envy and told me that he wants to shave his head so bad but his mom told him if he shaves his blond hair then it will grow back black. LOL!